I am a big fat clown. I come from a long line of clowns. Okay, not really. I only come from ONE clown. My mom. Yes, for realz. My mom was a clown. She wore a clown suit and clown makeup and a clown nose and she acted like a clown. She even started a […]
The giant and the dwarf: On Minority Whining
The giant and the dwarf There has been a lot {A LOT} of outcry from people in the majority lately about how complain-y the minority is. The thought, I guess, is that the minority should stop complaining about, you know, being the minority. But that is a bunch of bullshit. The minority is in the […]
The War on Christmas is bullshit.
The War on Christmas is only a war in that people are douche-nozzles. You know what I find war-like? A bunch of mean-spirited ass-hats that try to force me to change. When you boss people around? Yeah. That’s war-like. And I don’t like it. Take your stupid war away from me. Stop trying to […]
Gift Exchanges are evil.
Gift Exchanges for kids are okay. It makes sense for children involved in group activities to go shopping with Mom, pick out an inexpensive and unisex toy, wrap it up, and add it to the pile. My daughter is in Girl Scouts, and she has to engage in this event. I don’t mind it at […]
Sound of Music Q&A
The Sound of Music was MORE sound and LESS music. The trending blog topic today is likely to be the same topic that was trending on Twitter last night. And NO, I’m not talking about the sad passing of Nelson Mandela, although we will hit on that a bit today as well. I’m talking about […]
If Twitter told you to jump off of a Bridge? #StupidIs #StupidDoes
How much power do you lend words? A favorite saying that everyone loves to pass around is: [quote]“If everyone else jumped off of a bridge, would you?”[/quote] This is an example of absurd peer pressure. The answer is, of course, no. No, I will not jump off of a bridge just because […]
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Civil Liberty for Pregnant Women
Civil Liberty for Pregnant Women Yesterday while driving home from Miss Molly’s Bakery & Café, which is only a couple blocks away {but it was raining and I had my laptop with me, so don’t judge}, the radio was tuned to NPR. I heard a story within that two-block drive that had me boiling by […]
You are still stupid, you guys.
You are still stupid, you guys. Last week I talked about how people are stupid when they post shit on Facebook without doing a quick and easy fact-check beforehand. You’re still doing it this week, which means you are still stupid. I made the mistake last week of using an example that carried political implications, […]
How to give up the Tea Party in 5 easy steps!
1 – Accept other races Things you’ll have to give up: Confederate Flags Support for George Zimmerman Opposition to the Dream Act Opposition to Affirmative Action **BONUS – We will present you with an American Flag upon completion of step one (inquire about details in the comments!) 2 – Realize that Christianity isn’t […]
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