An Open-Letter Rant Regarding the Arbitrivial Nature of Human Beings.
Why are these people on Twitter? I mean, don’t get me wrong. I am a fan of Barrack Obama, and Pope Francis seems like a decent enough fella. So I’m not asking, “Why are these dickbags on Twitter?” because I don’t think they are dickbags. Nor am I asking, “Why are these two dudes on Twitter?” because I think dudes can […]
WTF is a Twitter Widget? I saw the words “Twitter Widget”. And wanted to pee my pants, because that shit sounds funny. Say it out loud. Go ahead. Do it. Say it. Now repeat “Twitter Widget” like five times. That sounds funny, amirite? Tell me I’m wrong. Someone was giving instructions on how to create […]
How much power do you lend words? A favorite saying that everyone loves to pass around is: [quote]“If everyone else jumped off of a bridge, would you?”[/quote] This is an example of absurd peer pressure. The answer is, of course, no. No, I will not jump off of a bridge just because […]
I absolutely adore the idea of a tweeting Pope. Even more than that, however, I love the odd juxtaposition of his Twitter bio: “Welcome to the official Twitter page of His Holiness”. You have to admire a magic-promoting entity using technology. And let’s not argue the fine points of the term “magic” as it […]
It’s been suggested that Automated Tweets are evil, pernicious, and no darn good. I haven’t quite figured out the logical reasoning behind this thought. It sounds as though I’m being told I must only Tweet something if I’m sitting at my desk or holding a smartphone, prepped for conversation. Um, excuse me — but […]
Facebook is the people you knew in school. Twitter is the people you wish you knew in school… ~ (via Twitter) I thought I was the only one experiencing issues with Facebook in the Twitter versus Facebook arrangement. So how excited was I to read the above statement on Twitter? “*YES*” I screamed inside […]
