The War on Christmas is only a war in that people are douche-nozzles. You know what I find war-like? A bunch of mean-spirited ass-hats that try to force me to change. When you boss people around? Yeah. That’s war-like. And I don’t like it. Take your stupid war away from me. Stop trying to […]
Stop making Jesus smile, you guys.
You really have to stop making Jesus smile. He was on the fucking CROSS. With fucking nails through his wrists and feets. Fucking asphyxiating. Getting fucking feces thrown at him while thorns cut into his forehead. Dude was probably NOT a happy camper. So why do you keep teaching your kids that he was all […]
God Squad – #AtoZChallenge
I considered quitting this whole blogging A-to-Z shindig. I’m so far behind on the A to Z Blogging Challenge, I’ve probably been removed from the list at this point. And maybe that’s a good thing, because some shitty shit has occurred with which I am quite displeased. One of my bloggy friends, Marjorie, has received […]
Easter is Christmas #2
Easter is Christmas #2 because of “Wish Lists”. When I was a kid, the Easter Bunny brought cute little dollar store items like crayons and bubbles and rinky-dink shit like that. And candy, of course. Lots of candy. There were always two bunnies, one chocolate and one stuffed. And that was pretty much *IT*. No […]
Aggravation – #AtoZChallenge
April 1 – This day in history: 1392 – earliest recorded association between April 1 and foolishness: an ambiguous reference in Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales. Let the pranking commence. I’ll take a large order of “You’re an idiot!” with a small cup of “I can’t believe you fell for that!” Hold the aggravation. 1663 – Gemert fines unwed motherhood […]
Super Soul Sunday with Dolly for Sue
WTF is “Super Soul Sunday”? Super Soul Sunday is an Oprah series which, according to the official Super Soul Sunday About page, “delivers a thought-provoking, eye-opening and inspiring block of programming designed to help viewers awaken to their best selves and discover a deeper connection to the world around them.” Right. But who cares? The badass […]
Lord Mazuka
Oh. My. Gosh. You guys – I just received the most awesome news. You will never believe what happened to me today — I know I sure don’t believe it! This is simply the best gift anyone has ever bestowed upon me. The stars must be in perfect alignment, for the gods are surely casting […]
Moral High Ground Part 2
Last week I started talking about having the Moral High Ground. Per definition, one possesses the Moral High Ground when one displays an understanding of right from wrong, regardless of the laws of the land. Doing what’s right may be illegal, but per the definition, if you are choosing ethical behavior over obeying the law, […]
Xmas Tree, O Xmas Tree
Bloggers are (mostly) awesome. You want to know one of the things I most adore about the blogging world? The validation I find for all the ways in which I suck. If I complain about some douche bag’s asshole-ish behavior, friends and fans come crawling out of the woodwork to comfort my wounded heart. If […]
Kathleen Parker — ” Exceptions Notwithstanding “
I read an article in the Dayton Daily News a couple weeks ago that has been buzzing around in the back of my mind ever since. Entitled “Breakdown of Marriage Costs Us Billions Each Year”, the piece was written by Kathleen Parker, who contributes weekly to the “From the Right” half of the paper’s “Balanced […]