Easter is Christmas #2 because of “Wish Lists”. When I was a kid, the Easter Bunny brought cute little dollar store items like crayons and bubbles and rinky-dink shit like that. And candy, of course. Lots of candy. There were always two bunnies, one chocolate and one stuffed. And that was pretty much *IT*. No […]
Moral High Ground
Moral High Ground: Definitions. Moral (adjective): the principles or rules of right conduct or the distinction between right and wrong; ethical; founded on the fundamental principles of right conduct rather than on legalities, enactment, or custom. High Ground (noun): a position of moral or ethical superiority. Per these definitions, the Moral High Ground may […]
Kathleen Parker — ” Exceptions Notwithstanding “
I read an article in the Dayton Daily News a couple weeks ago that has been buzzing around in the back of my mind ever since. Entitled “Breakdown of Marriage Costs Us Billions Each Year”, the piece was written by Kathleen Parker, who contributes weekly to the “From the Right” half of the paper’s “Balanced […]
Mistake in Life — On NOT Being a Prostitute
You know what? I want to talk a minute here about some so-called “bad choices” I’m accused of having made in my past. I’m sick to death of my entire life being summed up by other people as a series of “bad choices”. Now I happen to like my life. I’m very happy with […]
I’m All THAT and a Bag of Chips. What Are You?
What’s Up Wenzday 19/12/12 WHAT’S UP WENZDAY POINT #1: A NOTE OF CLARIFICATION — Two things have come to my attention in the past several weeks: (a) My ex and his extended family are still extremely interested in my blog. So — I want to wish the teeny, tiny town of Eaton, Ohio […]
Penelope Trunk says: Divorce is immature and selfish — do you agree?
Daggone You, Penelope Trunk! Penelope Trunk wrote a very controversial post entitled “Divorce is immature and selfish. Don’t do it.” Normally I love her blog, because it’s personal and weird and informative and brimming with drama and slightly reminds me of myself. Not that I want to be friends with Penelope, per se, for the […]
Dear EX Mother In Law
I am ecstatic to learn you have been looking for me online. Normally being cyber-stalked would lead to feelings of discomfort, but you and I share a relationship transcending such rubbish. We have been “in the trenches”, so to speak. I cannot thank you enough for the lessons you’ve imparted. I really learned a lot […]
My Ex his KUFOM and a GAL
Tuesday is TruezDay – This Shit Happened. Today’s post is going to deviate from my normal tone and will instead be a bit heavy. As in, “I want to drop an anvil on someone’s head” kind of heavy. Or maybe, “How do you justify calling yourself a parent when you’re so obviously not interested in […]