My hubz took me out for a lunch date today. I’m really glad he did, because we learned something new. I don’t think it was a very good lesson {apparently, you are naughty if you are poor — at least, according to Pizza Hut}, but maybe I’m not the best judge. So I thought I would […]
Pigeonhole THIS
My mother is insane. One probably shouldn’t go about making statements of this magnitude without some follow-up. So this is me, following up. YOU ARE WELCOME. Example #1: My sister and I both recall with avid detail our mother’s detestation of Dachshunds. Yippy little wiener dogs, she used to call them. Dumber than a box […]
My Planet Swiftly Tilted
I had this moment of panic a couple nights ago. I couldn’t remember the name of a very common, pretty classic book for young adults. It’s one we all know. But for the life of me, I could only remember the author {Madeleine L’Engle}, and the less well-known sequel, A Swiftly Tilting Planet. On a […]
Cemeteries Are Grody
I keep reading all these icky updates. Facebook, Twitter, the Blogosphere — it seems like everyone, everywhere is talking about how awesome it was to visit graveyards this past weekend. And it’s giving me the heebs. Not because I’m an unpatriotic asshole (although this may or may not be true, depending upon your definitions of […]
Boobs FTW
FTW = For the Win. NOT Fuck the World. Just wanted to make sure you know what I’m talking about over here. Because I’m not trying to fuck the world with my boobs. I’m WINNING at boobs. Amazon.com Widgets Why Boobs FTW? Because I haz them. And they are pretty goddamn cool. I mean, I […]
I Gave Birth to Aliens.
No, not really, obvs. But I could have. You don’t know. It’s totally possible that I gave birth to aliens. I mean, it’s not entirely unbelievable. It might have happened. Here’s what how it went down. Last week I developed this painful pimple-thing on the back of my neck. I know, I know, TMI. […]
A-Z Tidbits Part 2 — #AtoZChallenge
R, S, U, and Z are for UNDERWRITERS checking credit REPORTS for SECURED Credit Cards which are ZERO Risk! When our finances got “behind”, we considered selling our children on the black market, but realized this would be an impossible crime to hide from authorities; also, we very much enjoy our children’s company, so we […]
God Squad – #AtoZChallenge
I considered quitting this whole blogging A-to-Z shindig. I’m so far behind on the A to Z Blogging Challenge, I’ve probably been removed from the list at this point. And maybe that’s a good thing, because some shitty shit has occurred with which I am quite displeased. One of my bloggy friends, Marjorie, has received […]
Fracking Friday – #AtoZChallenge
That’s right, kids. Fracking Friday, much like a menstrual cycle, arrives monthly! Fracking Friday rants appear the first Friday of each month (or thereabouts) and I discuss what kind of fruitcake nonsense is happening in the world of Fracking. This month I’m leaning heavily on the “thereabouts” timing, since I’m pretty doggone late getting this […]
Easter is Christmas #2
Easter is Christmas #2 because of “Wish Lists”. When I was a kid, the Easter Bunny brought cute little dollar store items like crayons and bubbles and rinky-dink shit like that. And candy, of course. Lots of candy. There were always two bunnies, one chocolate and one stuffed. And that was pretty much *IT*. No […]
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