<a href=’http://www.kqzyfj.com/click-5761744-10905444’><br /> <img alt=” border=’0′ height=’60’ src=’http://www.lduhtrp.net/image-5761744-10905444′ width=’468’/></p> <p> </a><br /> Mommy Wars: Reason #1 Women Suck Right now I’m in a crappy mood. I just finished reading an argument between two moms verbally beating each other over the head because each believed her way was not only the BEST way, but was truly […]
Cotton Swab Causes Emergency Room Visit and The Fourth of July!
Why Does God Want Me To Suffer During Holidays? I spent America’s Independence Day in the Emergency Room. Sadly? This isn’t unusual. When I told my hubz what was up, his first response (after laughing at me) was, “Well, it is a holiday, after all.” I’m glad someone was in such good spirits. When my […]
Twitter Versus Facebook: It’s *ON*, Bitches!
Facebook is the people you knew in school. Twitter is the people you wish you knew in school… ~ (via Twitter) I thought I was the only one experiencing issues with Facebook in the Twitter versus Facebook arrangement. So how excited was I to read the above statement on Twitter? “*YES*” I screamed inside […]
Life in the World 4 Realz
Tonight I stood on my back porch, railing at my husband for all the things we’re supposed to accept about “the real world”. Let me tell you about the World 4 Realz. It’s not the way everyone else tries to sell it to me. Everyone has it all wrong. In the World 4 Realz, […]
Corporate Peons
Uppity Corporate Peons are schmucks. You know the ones. They all wear ties like they think they’re lawyers or something. They are the company go-to guys who come visit from headquarters to make sure you’re lining up the products correctly. They speak in clipped phrases and have this denigrating demeanor about them that somehow lets […]
Texting While Driving – Do You Do It?
Texting While Driving I read in the Dayton Daily News that a new law will be going into effect this summer. No more texting while driving! This pleases me immensely, for obvious reasons. But how much will a ban on texting while driving really help? Teenagers are the most reckless drivers on the road. […]
Emerald City Cuz Fuck You Club Learns About Taxes & Levies
The Emerald City Cuz Fuck You Club Learns About Taxes & Levies Let’s say you start a club. If I had my druthers, I’d call it the Unicorn Club, because I actually belonged to that prestigious group when I was in fifth grade, along with Jennifer, Terri, Rachel, Trish, and Dena. However, I can not […]
Rob and Them… What? Failure to Communicate!
Can you hear me? And WTF is “Rob and Them?” My husband has a soft voice. He doesn’t always enunciate. And every once in a great while, he emulates the country land from which he hails by mispronouncing a word. Mix this together and what we end up with is a failure to communicate. This […]
Other Kids Suck — Including YOURS.
I’m going to tell you a secret – ( other kids suck! ). I hate kids. No, for realz. Not mine, of course. And not my niece and nephews. These five childrens are marvelous and I couldn’t possibly spend enough time with them to satisfy myself. All the other kids on this planet, though, could […]
Child abuse — Are you prepared to follow through?
Remember That Guy on the Beach? One of my very favorite movies is The Beach, starring Leonardo DiCaprio. On this perfect island, an injured member of the party tribe is moved outside the camp so that his moans of pain will no longer be a killjoy for the rest of the party. Calling in a […]
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