Do I Really Need These Ovaries? Really? I can’t have any more kids. That’s a fact. And more over, I don’t want any more. Getting preggers is fun times, and being stuffed with child is a beautiful and wonderful thing, but the fact of the matter is, that part of my life is *WAY* over. […]
Not Ready to Make Nice
Stop Asking This Question — What Do YOU Do?
I freaking hate when people ask what I do. As in, “Hi, my name is Poopsie. It’s so nice to meet you! So, what do YOU do?” I want to be a smart ass and answer, “Oh, you know. The usual.” And if pursued, I could add things like, “Breathe oxygen. Have menstrual […]
Charlie Brown Thanksgiving is awful
Have you ever watched the annual televised special *A CHARLIE BROWN THANKSGIVING*? We watch it every year (hence the word “annual”), and it never fails to piss me off. I kind of hate that movie. *A CHARLIE BROWN THANKSGIVING* sucks because… It sends the wrong message. Peppermint Patty, appalled over Snoopy’s Thanksgiving offerings, […]
Automated Tweets are NOT evil
It’s been suggested that Automated Tweets are evil, pernicious, and no darn good. I haven’t quite figured out the logical reasoning behind this thought. It sounds as though I’m being told I must only Tweet something if I’m sitting at my desk or holding a smartphone, prepped for conversation. Um, excuse me — but […]
Veteran’s Day is kind of lame.
Look, I don’t mean to be disrespectful and whatnot, but I have to say it: Veteran’s Day is kind of lame. Don’t look at me like that. I have a good reason for thinking this way. VETERAN’S DAY IS KIND OF LAME… because it doesn’t apply to me but people thank me anyway. […]
Pass Your School Levy, Stupid!
What kind of a moron doesn’t pass a school levy? I’ll tell you what kind of moron doesn’t pass a school levy. A douchebag, that’s the kind of moron I’m talking about up in here. A selfish, piece of shit asshole incapable of long-term thinking. A dumb-dumb who has no understanding of what makes a […]
I Voted for Obama because He is Black.
Someone recently wrote about the split between black and white Americans in the recent presidential race. But I think the author missed the point. It wasn’t about skin color, it was about representation. But first, let me back up a step. For the minorities who voted for Obama merely because he is black… well, […]
Book List! Books for Everyone, Except for Everyone Else
“Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?” I was surfing around on Blogher, which I seldom do because it’s all woman-ish and sometimes I don’t feel strongly womanly. I mean, I don’t consider myself a mommy-blogger, I seldom write on women’s issues, and mostly […]
Dear Andi-Roo: A pre, and then post, election letter to myself
Dear Andi-Roo, I am writing this from the safety of Tuesday morning, where the world has neither gone to hell in a hand-basket nor caused mass hysteria in the streets. Right now, from my view in the rear, all I can see ahead is your face awash with tears. Whether tears of heartache and […]
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