I absolutely adore the idea of a tweeting Pope. Even more than that, however, I love the odd juxtaposition of his Twitter bio: “Welcome to the official Twitter page of His Holiness”. You have to admire a magic-promoting entity using technology. And let’s not argue the fine points of the term “magic” as it […]
Don’t Like It, Get Out
Here’s an example of why I hate being on Facebook. I just saw this incredibly nice person I happen to know “In Real Life” put up a poster as her status which makes me suddenly want to punch her in the titty: How the fuck is this sign in any way Christian — […]
I Voted for Obama because He is Black.
Someone recently wrote about the split between black and white Americans in the recent presidential race. But I think the author missed the point. It wasn’t about skin color, it was about representation. But first, let me back up a step. For the minorities who voted for Obama merely because he is black… well, […]
Mistake in Life — On NOT Being a Prostitute
You know what? I want to talk a minute here about some so-called “bad choices” I’m accused of having made in my past. I’m sick to death of my entire life being summed up by other people as a series of “bad choices”. Now I happen to like my life. I’m very happy with […]
Rambling, Chaotic Nonsense
Andi-Roo is taking the night off tonight, so I thought I’d pull something from the “vault” (otherwise known as a long forgotten Xanga blog I used to have…). I just thought this was fun, so, with that… Enjoy! ~ The Hubz I’m a rambling writer and this in no way, well, I shouldn’t say […]
Halloween is too hard — 8 Reasons
Halloween is always one of the worst times of year for me. Not because I’m all anti-dressing-up, or anti-candy, or anti-trick-or-treating. I’m not anti- any of those things. I think they are great. It’s just that school has only been back in session for a month, and suddenly I’m being inundated with calendar-related things. […]
King James
I went through my email folders recently to throw out old shit that no longer needs to be cluttering up my account, and found some really great material from over the past krillion years. One such item was a message about King James which I found completely hilarious — as well as enlightening, since […]
Kansas – Your State SUCKS!
Kansas – Your State SUCKS! Yeah, you heard me, Kansas. Your State Sucks Ballz. But don’t worry. You aren’t the only state that sucks. And to show you that you’re not alone, every month I will showcase another great American travesty. Because I want you to be informed! Kansas has not elected a Democrat to the […]
Under God
August AtoZ: Under God Oh. My. God. Ha, seriously. It’s not okay to SAY God, but… … it’s okay to print God on money? … it’s okay to utter God in memorized pledges that most kids don’t even understand? … it’s okay to carve God on a huge slab of stone outside buildings? Lemme tell […]
Hades and the Fires of Hell
Fires of Hell one of my very favorites. I don’t even have to be snarky about it, because it’s all a matter of actually knowing a bit of history and language to get it right. Fundamental Christians are comfortable with neither, so they do all the work for me of being laughable in their silly, […]