An Open-Letter Rant Regarding the Arbitrivial Nature of Human Beings.
Why are these people on Twitter? I mean, don’t get me wrong. I am a fan of Barrack Obama, and Pope Francis seems like a decent enough fella. So I’m not asking, “Why are these dickbags on Twitter?” because I don’t think they are dickbags. Nor am I asking, “Why are these two dudes on Twitter?” because I think dudes can […]
Before I quit Facebook: My friend Kelly Neighbor called me to ask if I wanted some froyo. I said YES after Googling “froyo” and feeling stupid because OF COURSE it’s frozen yogurt, and OF COURSE I wanted some. She gave me a brief summary of the various flavors and toppings available. There were so many […]
Keep comments open because they are useful and beautiful. A few years ago I became entranced with the Minimalism movement. I eagerly met with the self-proclaimed Minimalists, local to my city at that time. I read lots of other blogs on the topic, and basically inundated myself with material on not just organizing my belongings, […]
Posts with a click-through suck donkey balls. Okay, all you assholes who want to make me click-through to somewhere else to read the rest of your post – just so you know, it’s not working. I refuse to click-through. Nothing you can say will tempt me to do it. And you’re a freaking jerk for […]
What’s the haps? Before my trip to the hospital, I began writing a piece about how I get my world news. It was going to be something along the lines of this: You guys are my news source. Which is very, very true. You all give me the haps. I discovered just HOW true during […]
Poop Day Giveaway! Today is Poop Day. I have to empty my bowels for my surgery tomorrow. It’s no fun. So I thought I’d try to make me some Silver Lining by giving away a book. But not just any book – my current favorite! The World For Realz’ first monthly book giveaway is a […]
It’s just Facebook. I have been told for the absolute LAST time, It’s just Facebook. Because that statement is bullshit and I’m tired of people saying it like it’s anywhere near true. It’s NOT just Facebook. Not when you post family pictures. Not when you put up signs proclaiming to the world which side of the […]
I don’t like the new Twitter look. There. I said it. Probably not the first, and probably not the last, but at least my voice has been added to the mix. Why don’t I like the new Twitter look? Honestly, I’m not sure. Everything is so much BIGGER, it should make tweets clearer and easier […]
Profile Image You need to have a profile image. So, why don’t you have one, weirdo? I’m not talking about businesses trying to sell to customers. I don’t give two shits about money-making psychology. And I’m not talking about companies representing themselves via logo rather than face. I get why they do that, and it […]
Blogging is dead – only if your blog sucks. I am tired of hearing “blogging is dead”. This is the most asinine statement of 2014. It is like saying journals are dead, or writing is dead, or movies are dead, or chocolate is dead, or Sharpies are dead, or Care Bears are dead, or Elvis […]
