This is going out during the Holiday Season, when everyone will be visiting restrooms at other people’s houses, but really my complaints apply year-round. I mean, unless you have IBS, you probably shit more than once a year, right? You might even pee-pee once or twice in the coming months. So if you own a […]
What’s Up Wenzday Exmess Edition
WHAT’S UP WENZDAY POINT #1: — A NOTE OF CLARIFICATION — Depression sucks, as does self-sabotage. You know this as well as I do, but I felt it was time to restate these facts given that they have such great bearing on my life. Fuck those things, ya know? I hate them. My […]
Voice, and what yours is saying
One of my personal heroes, Justine Musk, wrote an awesome-sauce article entitled “the most badass thing you can do as a creative” which really knocked my socks off. You’ll have to forgive me for quoting this piece so extensively. Or don’t forgive me. Whatevs. The reason I am so taken with this particular post is […]
Ovaries, Do I Really Need Them?
Do I Really Need These Ovaries? Really? I can’t have any more kids. That’s a fact. And more over, I don’t want any more. Getting preggers is fun times, and being stuffed with child is a beautiful and wonderful thing, but the fact of the matter is, that part of my life is *WAY* over. […]
I Voted for Obama because He is Black.
Someone recently wrote about the split between black and white Americans in the recent presidential race. But I think the author missed the point. It wasn’t about skin color, it was about representation. But first, let me back up a step. For the minorities who voted for Obama merely because he is black… well, […]
Mistake in Life — On NOT Being a Prostitute
You know what? I want to talk a minute here about some so-called “bad choices” I’m accused of having made in my past. I’m sick to death of my entire life being summed up by other people as a series of “bad choices”. Now I happen to like my life. I’m very happy with […]
That’s just the way I am – Also… Andi-Roo sings Britney opera style!
It’s been a difficult couple of weeks. Truth be told, it’s been a difficult five years. The whole time period leading up to President Obama’s inauguration introduced me to hatred like I’ve never encountered. Kids on school buses wishing for an assassination. Family members disinheriting one another. Blatant racism. Accusations of communism, fascism, socialism, […]
Dear Republicans: An Open Letter
Dear Republicans, You win. I lose. You’re pretty. I’m ugly. Your dick is vast and huge. My vag is dry and leathery. You are the smartest group of people on the planet. I am so stupid as to be a waste of space. You have ESP and can imagine what it’s like to be […]
War on Women
August AtoZ: War on Women I am a woman. This means, automatically, without even having met you, it’s assumed I am hormonal. This is true, of course, as I can indeed be hormonal. But it’s kind of not fair, because even before I open my mouth, if you’re a complete douche, you might already just […]
Rape – A Remedial Education
August AtoZ: Rape: A Remedial Education When I scheduled “R” for “Rape” over a month ago, I had planned to discuss Rape Jokes for the most part. There’s this whole controversy over whether or not they are funny, and where the line is drawn among the ideas of comedy, free speech, public interest, and sensitivity. […]