Team Blue is the name of my next band. Just kidding. I don’t have a band. I can’t play any instruments, and my singing is questionable at best. So then, NO. Team Blue is NOT the name of my next band. Team Blue is the name of my new Triberr Tribe. Not that I’m a […]
Dear Andi-Roo: A pre, and then post, election letter to myself
Dear Andi-Roo, I am writing this from the safety of Tuesday morning, where the world has neither gone to hell in a hand-basket nor caused mass hysteria in the streets. Right now, from my view in the rear, all I can see ahead is your face awash with tears. Whether tears of heartache and […]
Dear Republicans: An Open Letter
Dear Republicans, You win. I lose. You’re pretty. I’m ugly. Your dick is vast and huge. My vag is dry and leathery. You are the smartest group of people on the planet. I am so stupid as to be a waste of space. You have ESP and can imagine what it’s like to be […]
Politics and Love
August AtoZ: Politics and Love Oh, Zeus. Please don’t let today’s letter be “P”. It is, though. Shit. [password-protect]Here’s my problem. Just last night I was instructed by a non-fan to stop writing about politics on my blog, and to keep my ignorance to myself. Or something along those lines. And of course, now it’s […]