An Open-Letter Rant Regarding the Arbitrivial Nature of Human Beings.
I use Cottonelle. And I have three very good reasons why I use Cottonelle. Reasons so good, you should probably jump on this train and use it, too. Wait. That totes sounds like a sponsored ad, doesn’t it? My bad. Shhh. Calm down. I can explain. The fact that I’ve morphed into a Brand Ambassador […]
This is going out during the Holiday Season, when everyone will be visiting restrooms at other people’s houses, but really my complaints apply year-round. I mean, unless you have IBS, you probably shit more than once a year, right? You might even pee-pee once or twice in the coming months. So if you own a […]