Dear *Every Parent*, If your little child recently lost a tooth, and you aided the Tooth Fairy in leaving anything more than $5 under that child’s pillow, then you are an asshole. Seriously. We don’t all swim in fucking money, you guys. Some of us are POOR. My daughter lost a tooth yesterday. Since she […]
Follow-Up on Play Dates
This article practically wrote itself. Here’s the background, though, to catch you up if you weren’t already paying attention. I wrote a piece earlier this week entitled “Play Dates are Ass” which appealed to several of my like-minded female friends. And any moms who disagreed don’t typically read my blog anyway because they are the […]
Play Dates Are Ass
My good friend Jesse (as opposed to my hubz Jesse) wrote an article for Parent Society called “I Hate Playdates” which reminded me that I had wanted to write about that topic too. Because they seriously tick me off! I would find this tedious fad annoying enough if it didn’t actually impact me on a […]