Lack of support is scary. I am scared of a lot of things. Most of these things are irrational. I completely admit it. Here are some ridiculous items of which I am terrified: The dark. People standing too close to me. Being chased. My mom. Zombies. Pandemics. Being deemed crazy. Crazy people. Drinking sour milk. […]
Jonathan Maberry is one hoopy frood and #ContextSF is pretty cool too.
Jonathan Maberry is one hoopy frood. Context is pretty cool too. OMG, you guys. I got to meet Jonathan Maberry and I am still squee-ing all over the damn place. Jonathan fucking Maberry! I had drinks with Jonathan Maberry and he favorited my tweets about him on the Twitters {}. Jonathan zombie-writing Maberry! Okay. Deep breath. […]
Hysterectomy Gone Awry {Part 1}
I had a hysterectomy gone awry. It was supposed to be a simple operation. Standard surgery, overnight stay, next-day release. Easy-peasy. Something my awesome gyno has performed unto others hundreds of times. Team “We Got This”. And at first, it was. I went in for a hysterectomy – removal of my uterus – on August 19, […]
In which I dream I am a zombie and my teeth fall out.
Am I a zombie? I had a dream. For as long as I can remember, I have had this recurring nightmare wherein my teeth fall out. They just crumble right out of my mouth. It’s a horrendous experience, not merely because drool and bits of tooth spill forth into my cupped hands, but also because […]
Bitstrips win at Facebook.
Bitstrips win at Facebook and now I love Facebook. I know I’m pretty late to this phenomenon, but I figure the party don’t start till I walk in, right? And I have only recently begun playing around with them. I tend to be slow at picking up new trends. That’s because usually your trends are […]
Cemeteries Are Grody
I keep reading all these icky updates. Facebook, Twitter, the Blogosphere — it seems like everyone, everywhere is talking about how awesome it was to visit graveyards this past weekend. And it’s giving me the heebs. Not because I’m an unpatriotic asshole (although this may or may not be true, depending upon your definitions of […]
Hubz is not a hero.
There is a reason Captain America is the first Avenger. Remember that scene in Captain America where Steven Rogers throws himself onto a grenade in order to protect everyone else from its blast? That was like, super heroic, right? I mean, it wasn’t a real grenade, but the puny little private didn’t know that. He […]
What I Didn’t Write About
I read a blogging tip several months ago (and of course failed to bookmark it, damn me all to hellz!) that when you are stuck for a topic, you should write for whichever of your categories contains the fewest blog post entries. Brilliant! Finding myself stuck, I thought I’d see what our top losers […]
A Guide to Living With Zombies
I am so excited about this post today! First, because it is about Zombies, which is fkn awesome. Second, because it provides excellent tips on Zombie survival. And third — the best reason of all — it is brought to you by a really funny blogger, my new friend The Anon Bloggers. You should def. […]