I want to say “ Goodbye Facebook ” so badly it makes my cerebral cortex burn. After the last round of emotional turmoil surrounding status updates on my personal Facebook account, I wanted so-so-so badly to just delete it. I’ve been done with the people on Facebook for a really long time now, and the […]
Kathleen Parker — ” Exceptions Notwithstanding “
I read an article in the Dayton Daily News a couple weeks ago that has been buzzing around in the back of my mind ever since. Entitled “Breakdown of Marriage Costs Us Billions Each Year”, the piece was written by Kathleen Parker, who contributes weekly to the “From the Right” half of the paper’s “Balanced […]
New Weight Scale is stupid + also I hate it.
There is GOOD news about my new weight scale. Santa doesn’t want me to be fat, so he brought me a new weight scale for Christmas. Every morning I remind myself how much Santa loves me by checking out my weight. My poundage has been decreasing in small increments since the New Year began. […]
SNAP Food Stamp Challenge — Why I seriously HATE it!
I really, really, really (times) 100 hate the SNAP Food Stamp Challenge. Before I delve into a more logical, reasoned explanation, let me give it to you off the cuff. I hate it because it’s fucking embarrassing to listen to people who have not even the slightest clue what it means to be POOR talk […]
Zero Tolerance Policies — a Case for Vigilantes
Vigilantes don’t have to wear capes. … but it’s cool when they do. A vigilante is an individual or group who undertakes law enforcement without legal authority. Batman is totally a vigilante. A good guy, a hero — but a vigilante nonetheless, because generally speaking he fails to operate with legal authority, and dude kicks some […]
Fracking Friday! — 01/04/13
Fracking Friday finds Andi-Roo pissed and disillusioned. It’s been a while since I’ve hosted a Fracking Friday here so I thought I’d check in on Josh Fox and the world of GasLand to see what’s cooking. I almost wish I hadn’t, as there has been more twat-waffling than I can bear. Selfish people — go play […]
Caribou Coffee
Caribou Coffee, Please Don’t Go Corporate America! I know that the hipsters and singles and “with it” people of America all love StarBucks, but I just don’t get it. Seriously, I’m not trying on purpose to be obtuse here. I’m a cheap-ass, is all, and I can’t justify paying five-krillion-dollars for a cuppa that’s topped […]
Happy Dick-less New Year
* It should be noted that I wrote this PRIOR to New Year’s Eve. That matters. No, for realz. DICK-LESS JOKES It’s true. This New Year’s Eve will be Dick-less. I don’t even know how to start off a year with no Dick. It doesn’t seem right. Why, Dick? Why won’t you be giving […]
Social Media and the BIG LIE
Social Media + Blogging Schedules My hubz and I got into this huge discussion today about the necessity for keeping to a schedule with regard to publishing blog posts. You can probably guess from my typical blasé approach that I was taking the “Fuck it” route. As the Numbers Guy behind my bloggy-blog, my hubz […]
What is Autism? (You’re Wrong.)
I about shit my pants when I saw some crap on Facebook incorrectly, and very insultingly, “defining” Autism. While I’m probably not the person most qualified to break this down for your ass, I’m certainly the most loud-mouthed person to take on this topic. *** What is Autism? Facebook Answer: Most […]
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