Someone came a-knocking at my door a couple days ago — unexpectedly. It was a bad choice. I hope you don’t do that to anyone. I mean, knocking is okay. That’s fine. You should definitely always knock, as opposed to just walking in. Unless you have been pre-approved for the automatic walk-in. Whatever. […]
Being Nice Sucks
Don’t look at me like that. You know I’m not saying anything you haven’t thought at least twice in the last month. I’m not saying that being nice sucks ALL THE TIME, just that it can get old, and that it’s not always well-received, and that it doesn’t always pay to do it. So […]
Homework Kills
Homework assigned on an activity-filled evening is a douche move. Homework assigned on a family-gathering evening is a douche move. Homework assigned on Friday is a douche move. Homework assigned when I have plans is a douche move. All right, I go too far. I hear you. Homework needs to be a priority, and […]
Bullying, Depression, Suicide — I mean, Survival
Bullying, Depression, Suicide — Survival This post is going to contain spoilers for GLEE Season 3 Episode 14: “On My Way”. I’m sorry. I don’t typically talk about a show or its impact on me. That would really not be my style, because — TV? Not an important, rant-y topic that gets me going. Especially […]
Halloween is too hard — 8 Reasons
Halloween is always one of the worst times of year for me. Not because I’m all anti-dressing-up, or anti-candy, or anti-trick-or-treating. I’m not anti- any of those things. I think they are great. It’s just that school has only been back in session for a month, and suddenly I’m being inundated with calendar-related things. […]
That ass-hat at Best Buy
I couldn’t decide what to write for today, but then my son reminded me I had a great story to tell. He had been thoroughly insulted and wanted me to talk about it here on my bloggy-blog. I mean, he even didn’t mind when I spoke up on his behalf and defended him. ~CRAZY~ […]
That’s just the way I am – Also… Andi-Roo sings Britney opera style!
It’s been a difficult couple of weeks. Truth be told, it’s been a difficult five years. The whole time period leading up to President Obama’s inauguration introduced me to hatred like I’ve never encountered. Kids on school buses wishing for an assassination. Family members disinheriting one another. Blatant racism. Accusations of communism, fascism, socialism, […]
Douche Cop, I’ll pass your levy
Cops. Gotta love ‘em. A douche cop might also give you a ticket when you even consider going five over the speed limit, yet miss the piece-of-shit going FIFTY over, but — HEY! — cops can’t be perfect, right? Oh, and a douche cop might give you a ticket for jaywalking to the tune […]
Dear Republicans: An Open Letter
Dear Republicans, You win. I lose. You’re pretty. I’m ugly. Your dick is vast and huge. My vag is dry and leathery. You are the smartest group of people on the planet. I am so stupid as to be a waste of space. You have ESP and can imagine what it’s like to be […]
Andi-Roo is Cray-Cray!
THAT SHIT BE CRAY-CRAY! There are some nonsense issues going on around here and I am sick of them. Maybe you kind souls can offer advice, or at least words of solace. Let’s try it on, shall we? There is a downed cable in our backyard that’s been on the ground for MONTHS now. […]
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