August AtoZ: War on Women I am a woman. This means, automatically, without even having met you, it’s assumed I am hormonal. This is true, of course, as I can indeed be hormonal. But it’s kind of not fair, because even before I open my mouth, if you’re a complete douche, you might already just […]
Vaccinations Are for Wusses
August AtoZ: Vaccinations Are for Wusses … or at least that’s what I hear. Word on the street is that we are killing our immune systems by not exposing ourselves to the more seedy sides of life. And worse, that we are setting up entire generations of autistic kids. So the question on the minds […]
Under God
August AtoZ: Under God Oh. My. God. Ha, seriously. It’s not okay to SAY God, but… … it’s okay to print God on money? … it’s okay to utter God in memorized pledges that most kids don’t even understand? … it’s okay to carve God on a huge slab of stone outside buildings? Lemme tell […]
Tesla – Let’s Build a Goddamn Museum!
August AtoZ: Tesla – Let’s Build a Goddamn Museum! No, for realz. Let’s build a goddamn Tesla Museum! I read this comic on The Oatmeal and couldn’t help but die a sugar-coma kind of death. You see, there are several points I can take from this which make me so immensely happy. 1. My hubz absolutely […]
Suicide – Because Sometimes Life is Anticlimactic
August AtoZ: Suicide: Because Sometimes Life is Anticlimactic Blah-Blah-Blah. Yada-Yada-Yada. My son just came in to drop off some groceries he picked up for himself. He starts college next week, and wants to eat his normal healthy diet of fruits and veggies. His friend came in with him, and we three shared a funny chat […]
Rape – A Remedial Education
August AtoZ: Rape: A Remedial Education When I scheduled “R” for “Rape” over a month ago, I had planned to discuss Rape Jokes for the most part. There’s this whole controversy over whether or not they are funny, and where the line is drawn among the ideas of comedy, free speech, public interest, and sensitivity. […]
Quest for Youth
August AtoZ: Quest for Youth Boobs! OMG, I’m talking about boobs! Again with the boobs! Just kidding. I’m not really talking about boobs. Well, not JUST boobs, anyway. That eternal Quest for Youth. And why it’s stupid. Quest for Youth via Facial Work I have a giant mole above my eye. It needs to be […]
Politics and Love
August AtoZ: Politics and Love Oh, Zeus. Please don’t let today’s letter be “P”. It is, though. Shit. [password-protect]Here’s my problem. Just last night I was instructed by a non-fan to stop writing about politics on my blog, and to keep my ignorance to myself. Or something along those lines. And of course, now it’s […]
Organ Transplants – Dibs on your Heart!
Nepotism – Want to get hired? Better be related!
August AtoZ: Nepotism I don’t know why, but whenever I hear the word “nepotism” I instantly think two things: -1. something has died. -2. it has to do with men. Thank goodness my brain kicks in, albeit three seconds too late as these images have already crossed my mind. For the first point, obviously I […]
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