When my sister first moved to Ohio over ten years ago, she and I began our annual trek to make fun of people shopping the day after Thanksgiving. I didn’t even know it was called Black Friday back then. Maybe nobody did. I think it was a retail thing. You know, because who wants […]
Archives for November 2012
Ovaries, Do I Really Need Them?
Do I Really Need These Ovaries? Really? I can’t have any more kids. That’s a fact. And more over, I don’t want any more. Getting preggers is fun times, and being stuffed with child is a beautiful and wonderful thing, but the fact of the matter is, that part of my life is *WAY* over. […]
What’s Up Wenzday — Holiday Donation Edition
Caring Too Much + Being a Hater = Multiple Blog Topics
Once somebody whom we shall call “Frenemy” said to me, “You can’t POSSIBLY have such strong feelings on ALL these topics!” Frenemy was wrong. I do, indeed, have strong feelings on “ALL these topics.” It’s both a blessing and a curse. BE TALKY-TALKY. If you can’t go on-n-on about the GOOD topics, you […]
Not Ready to Make Nice
Making My Life Plan Week #1
So every year I mean to do this — Make a Life Plan — and every year it’s suddenly the middle of January and I’m like… Oh. This year is cool, though, because I actually looked at a calendar with regard to my blog, and realized — holy shit! I can totally do this […]
Stop Asking This Question — What Do YOU Do?
I freaking hate when people ask what I do. As in, “Hi, my name is Poopsie. It’s so nice to meet you! So, what do YOU do?” I want to be a smart ass and answer, “Oh, you know. The usual.” And if pursued, I could add things like, “Breathe oxygen. Have menstrual […]
What’s Up Wenzday – Thanksgiving 2012 Edition
WHAT’S UP WENZDAY POINT #1: A NOTE OF CLARIFICATION — I was asked how I am able to come up with blog posts every day, and how I come up with topics. I had to set the record straight here — the savvy reader will notice I certainly do NOT post every day. I do […]
Charlie Brown Thanksgiving is awful
Have you ever watched the annual televised special *A CHARLIE BROWN THANKSGIVING*? We watch it every year (hence the word “annual”), and it never fails to piss me off. I kind of hate that movie. *A CHARLIE BROWN THANKSGIVING* sucks because… It sends the wrong message. Peppermint Patty, appalled over Snoopy’s Thanksgiving offerings, […]
Automated Tweets are NOT evil
It’s been suggested that Automated Tweets are evil, pernicious, and no darn good. I haven’t quite figured out the logical reasoning behind this thought. It sounds as though I’m being told I must only Tweet something if I’m sitting at my desk or holding a smartphone, prepped for conversation. Um, excuse me — but […]
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